A Simple Question: Who Gets What?

You want to talk about wealth inequality? No. All right. The topic may be everywhere on the campaign trail. You want to talk about wealth inequality in America? Not really. But off it? Not so much. Hey, you want to talk about wealth inequality? Oh, another time. We'll catch you later.

So we got some free pie here. Free pie? We turned America's economic pie into a real one. This is the American pie. And found a lot more people willing to address a simple question: Who gets what?

Dividing Up the Pie

We have five plates. All righty. This represents everybody in America. Okay. So you've got your wealthiest 20% all the way down to your poorest 20%. And that is the American pie. The pie itself represents about $98 trillion of household wealth in America. We asked people to dole it out as accurately as possible.

I guess start off with two slices on the wealthiest. Okay. How many pieces of the pie would you put on the middle class? Put four. Four. All right. That's the middle class. Let's do half a piece to the poorest. Like right in the middle there. Yep. Okay, perfect. Sorry. We're gonna have to move some of the wealthiest to the lower class. How much? Two pieces to the lower middle, lower middle class. Okay.

The Reality Check

So can I show you what reality looks like? Not like this, obviously. Unfortunately not. No one was even close. So it's actually nine pieces of pie. Wow. Yeah. 90% of the wealth is right here in the top. That's terrible.

Now, the upper middle class and the middle class. They share one piece. So these guys, they've got about 80% of a piece. They get 20% of a piece. And then the lower middle class, they've got 0.3% of a piece. Yeah. They have some crumbs there. There you go. That's what they get.

And the poorest, they have no pie. In fact, they have less than no pie. They actually have a bill for pie. They're in pie debt. They owe pie. People in the poorest 20% are, on average, more than $6,000 in debt. It's very sad. Yeah, it's very sad. It's very depressing. I grew up here. Really? Uh-huh. That was me.

Zooming In on the Top 1%

Let me show you something else. So even if you just look at the wealthiest and you go to the top 1%. So the wealthiest 1% of everybody, these people alone have not one, not two, not three, but four slices of pie. What do you think? I don't know who these people are. Is that what you expected? Not at all.